Frozen Boogers

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thatwhitebitch:

Yo, I’m learning that a lot of the country doesn’t know what it’s like to have their boogers freeze. My younger brother uses that as a kind of litmus/friendship test in college when he talks to people from different parts of the country re: the weather: “Have you ever had your boogers freeze?”

Them: “THAT HAPPENS?” I’m not saying I’m better than anyone else because my mom and dad made me walk to school and the intrepid suburban Chicago school systems like, never shut down so I’ve had to endure this phenomenon quite often in my life, but come on. New Yorkers are walking around in this 25 degrees today like it’s Antarctica. Do you know how much more your body can handle than this? Also, maybe I prefer cold weather? I’m learning so many things about myself this year.

Call me when your boogers freeze.

thatwhitebitch

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  1. anneyyy answered: I never even considered that some people have not experienced this.
  2. citizenwasp answered: I lived in Montana and have had my toothpaste freeze before.
  3. sarahmakesyoustronger answered: does it hurt?
  4. clubfilth reblogged this from suitsandboots and added:
    From here on out…
  5. cobaltinfinity reblogged this from suitsandboots and added:
    I have nothing else to add.
  6. onesandtwos reblogged this from suitsandboots and added:
    “Call me when your boogers freeze.”
  7. suitsandboots reblogged this from thatwhitebitch and added:
    Presented without comment.
  8. wayofftarget answered: 25 F! It was 1 F in Montreal today ;__; F U, New York.
  9. alexieileen answered: I would never let my boogers freeze. F that noise. Gulf coast 4 lyfe!
  10. stilljenn answered: HOW DARE YOU NICOLE
  11. mykicks answered: It was 55 in Miami today and all my dad could talk about was how freezing it is outside.
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