you ever gain 50lbs and pick up chicks in bars by Illinois state? — Asked by Anonymous

All the time!

Menswear/Chipmunkswear

Menswear/Chipmunkswear

“Grown Man Grapes” custom resole job by Greenwich Vintage. Jordan V for reference.

sportingequipment:

I want to make a documentary in which fan boys/girls get to live with the celebrities they idolize and fantasize about for a month and then realize how they’re not at all what their minds want them to be and then everyone is miserable.

Thoughts on hats? I live in an incredibly windy area, though no Windy City. Can't step outside without getting a Brazilian Blowout. — Asked by Anonymous

If you feel like rocking a hat, by all means do so.

I think I may be your doppelganger, except in a much warmer climate, a tad bit poorer, and with considerably less style. Aside from that, though. — Asked by Anonymous

Long lost bros?

Any danger in letting Levi STF soak for several hours, as in overnight or while at work? Effect on dye and/or shrink? Ordered a selvedge pair that is arriving today and the weekend is a comin'... — Asked by Anonymous

I don’t know because I’ve never tried it but I don’t think so. Good luck.

Forget the dinosaurs. This the scariest lasting image from Jurassic Park I’ve happened upon.

Forget the dinosaurs. This the scariest lasting image from Jurassic Park I’ve happened upon.

Do you do anything to combat no-sock-foot-stank? — Asked by Anonymous

Gold Bond.

Levis's 501 STF's or 514's? Your Preference? — Asked by Anonymous

You must be new. It’s not even a matter of preference because 514s won’t fit on my body.

Brogue refers to the punched detailing in shoe leather. A cap toe shoe can be brogued, but it's not a wingtip (it doesn't have wings). And there are wingtip shoes that don't have broguing (think of those tacky two-tone patent leather 'tuxedo' shoes). — Asked by Anonymous

Thanks, I see your point. But if you describe shoes as “brogues”, you generally mean a full brogue, which has the characteristic wing-shaped toe cap.

Let’s each use our time more mindfully from here on out.

What makes a shoe/boot "Brogue" as opposed to simply wingtip? — Asked by Anonymous

Nothing. They are two names for the same thing.

You're in excellent shape! What kind of workout do you do/prefer? Would you be upset if I copied you? — Asked by Anonymous

I don’t even know what that means.

Can’t go wrong with Clarks and Levi’s.

Can’t go wrong with Clarks and Levi’s.